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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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11 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 3 Anonymous Users)6 Members: speedz99, ShakeZuma, specbrad, leftygolfer, JBradburn6, Ouch-8sI'm not sure why, but I'm pretty sure you two fit this mold pretty well:lenny_and_carl1.jpg
Isn't Kers the black guy?
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Really? I'm flattered. I thought for sure you'd make me and Nik Marge's sisters.
oh thats a MUCH better idea. thanks!
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Really? I'm flattered. I thought for sure you'd make me and Nik Marge's sisters.
Patty chose a life of celibacy, Selma had celibacy thrust upon her.The similarities are striking.
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Anyone seen Juno? Any good? The roomies are talking about going to a movie today trying to figure it out
it's a great date movie, as long as you're shakezuma.
It's good. Not really a "bunch of guys going to a movie" type flick though.
truth. that's why i quoted this.
Me too.Me too. Not only that, but the Garden State soundtrack is on of two cd's I own that isn't of a friend's band. Not only that, but I was so drunk and high last night that I webcam taped myself playing Such Great Heights. I watched it this morning and now totally want to bone myself (but obviously I deleted it immediately).
wait wait wait... you have a webcam?????
Patty chose a life of celibacy, Selma had celibacy thrust upon her.The similarities are striking.
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Anyone seen Juno? Any good? The roomies are talking about going to a movie today trying to figure it out
i liked it. a lot.posted this in the music thread, thought some of you who don't wander in those parts might be interested cats.mk's best of 2007 cd - [MP3/V0] Tracklist: 01 - Flying Lotus - Tea Leaf Dancers [Reset EP, Warp] 02 - Matthew Dear - Deserter [Asa Breed, Ghostly] 03 - The National - Mistaken for Strangers [Boxer, Beggars Banquet] 04 - Spoon - You Got Yr Cherry Bomb [Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, Merge] 05 - Radiohead - All I Need [In Rainbows, XL] 06 - Panda Bear - Bros (edit) [Person Pitch, Paw Tracks] 07 - Kalabrese - Hide (feat. Guillermo Sohrya) [Rumpelzirkus, Muve] 08 - The Shins - Phantom Limb [Wincing the Night Away, Sub Pop] 09 - Rufus Wainwright - Going to a Town [Release the Stars, Geffen] 10 - LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great [Sound of Silver, DFA/Capitol/EMI] 11 - Modeselektor - The White Flash (feat. Thom Yorke) [Happy Birthday!, BPitch Control] 12 - El-P - Up All Night [I'll Sleep When You're Dead, Def Jux] 13 - Burial - Ghost Hardware [Untrue, Hyperdub] 14 - Black Milk - Sound the Alarm (feat. Guilty Simpson) [Popular Demand, Fat Beats] 15 - M.I.A. - 20 Dollar [Kala, Interscope/XL] 16 - Apparat - Arcadia [Walls, Shitkatapult Strike] 17 - Sigur Ros - Hljomalind [Hvarf/Heim, XL] 18 - Jon Brion - Trial and Error [live at the Steppenwolf Theater, Chicago, crappy bootleg]
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it's a great date movie, as long as you're shakezuma.
well if anybody can pull off a shakezuma impression, I'm certain that its jbradburn.
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wait wait wait... you have a webcam?????
It's part of my laptop. You don't remember that I used to put on a shirt for meetings (but still only have on my boxers)?
No, see, it's too late to steal my jokes once I've already posted them.
Actually, if you hadn't already posted the joke it would have been to early to steal it.
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It's part of my laptop. You don't remember that I used to put on a shirt for meetings (but still only have on my boxers)?
i thought that was a 'sorta getting into the mood in a halfassed way' kinda thing. i have a webcam too, you know.. just sayin...
Actually, if you hadn't already posted the joke it would have been to early to steal it.
you - you're good.
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Actually, if you hadn't already posted the joke it would have been to early to steal it.
Normally I say them in instant messenger and he posts them, that way no one knows it's stolen, see? It's too late because I posted it myself this time.
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