HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang:Recently while masturbating, a picture of Justin Timberlake was randomly mixxed in with my usual assortment of asian(female) pornography. I didn't miss a beat and as a matter of fact, I yanked 1 off in record time. Am I gay ?P.S. Homp !!Dear Canuckistan,No, you are not gay at all. I masturbate to JT all the time, and that doesn't make me gay either, because it's a little known fact that Justin Timberlake is an Asian female.Little known fact #2: He was turned down for a role in Gwen Stefani's "Harajuku Girls" music video, and has been on suicide watch ever since.PPS: HOMP! Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Are you a dog?If you are, I'd like to ask if you're now happier than a dog with 2 peckers.HEY !!!!!!!!I thought these were questions / answers were going to remain private????I'm really gonna have some issues now. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 HEY !!!!!!!!I thought these were questions / answers were going to remain private????I'm really gonna have some issues now.If you are going to have issues, might I suggest the following......damn, I really got nothing on this one. Reader's Digest for the win. Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 If you are going to have issues, might I suggest the following......damn, I really got nothing on this one. Reader's Digest for the win.Dear Hang,Due to my most recent growth, some people have sunk to the level of calling me a dog. Do you think I should ask Renae if she wants it doggy style from me? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Due to my most recent growth, some people have sunk to the level of calling me a dog. Do you think I should ask Renae if she wants it doggy style from me?Dear Figger,Not only do I think you should ask, but I think there should be a thread about it.Just watch out, Renae kiteh bites. Hard.Other suggested positions:1) Kiteh style2) The octopus3) Standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra4) The Dogpatch special...I can't believe I managed not to say HARRRRRRRRRRRRR in the list. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Renae kitehSpeaking of Renae kiteh were you aware that trapd is an actual SNMP probe used by the IBM Netcool suite? I guess that would go better in the Dear Ouch thread huh?Anyway, where can I find a good Asian ho that doesn't look like JT? I'm interested in attempting the octopus and I hear they do it the best, true/false? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang:Thanks for the not gay response. I knew it deep in my heart all along. Thanks for your honesty.C-nukP.S. Wanna go for a few drinks and a movie on Friday ? I'm thinking 27 Dresses Link to post Share on other sites
jmkiser 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 this thread isOh and, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Speaking of Renae kiteh were you aware that trapd is an actual SNMP probe used by the IBM Netcool suite? I guess that would go better in the Dear Ouch thread huh?Anyway, where can I find a good Asian ho that doesn't look like JT? I'm interested in attempting the octopus and I hear they do it the best, true/false?I was not aware of this, but then I know nothing about the SNMP probe. I know stuff about probes, just not in that design.Here would be my guess on a surefire way to make this happen:1) Go to Korea.2) Find the girl I went to Chicago with.3) Ask.4) Giggity giggity.I've heard mixed review on Asians performing the Octopus. I would not attempt it with Japanese. I would suppose Chinese, Russians, and Romanians would be the most suited for for performing this position.Dear Hang:Thanks for the not gay response. I knew it deep in my heart all along. Thanks for your honesty.C-nukP.S. Wanna go for a few drinks and a movie on Friday ? I'm thinking 27 Dresses Yes. Pick me up Friday at 6? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 this thread isOh and, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?Dear jmkiser,I appreciate your approval of this thread. If I could get Obama to approve, the election is his to win.As for your question, I was stumped for a minute. So I had to do some investigative research. My findings allow me to give the following response:Only if someone shits in the pool. Link to post Share on other sites
J.P. 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear HangukMiguk,What do you think of my games, specifically Eternal Deathslayer 3? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear HangukMiguk,What do you think of my games, specifically Eternal Deathslayer 3?Dear J.P.,While I think your game, Eternal Deathslayer 3, is the future of gaming, I'm a little bit concerned. You see, I've noticed some things lately that have me concerned. Since you have contacted me, I feel like I must address these concerns.I'm concerned you are a gay robot.Please work on that. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Figger,Not only do I think you should ask, but I think there should be a thread about it.Just watch out, Renae kiteh bites. Hard.Other suggested positions:1) Kiteh style2) The octopus3) Standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra4) The Dogpatch special...I can't believe I managed not to say HARRRRRRRRRRRRR in the list.You forgot to say HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...JSSpeaking of Renae kiteh were you aware that trapd is an actual SNMP probe used by the IBM Netcool suite? I guess that would go better in the Dear Ouch thread huh?Anyway, where can I find a good Asian ho that doesn't look like JT? I'm interested in attempting the octopus and I hear they do it the best, true/false?Flushgarden's sister in law...oh wait, you want one who DOESN'T look like a man?nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 You forgot to say HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...JSI really wanted to, but I just hate the thought of a pegleg up the ass. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Dear Hang: How do I properly pronounce your screen name. I've always wondered this.Is there a HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR in it? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Dear Hang: How do I properly pronounce your screen name. I've always wondered this.Is there a HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR in it?Dear Jeff,Pronounced Hahn-gook-me-gook.But you, of course, can pronounce it HARRRRRRRRRRRRN-gook-me-gook. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Dear Jeff,Pronounced Hahn-gook-me-gook.But you, of course, can pronounce it HARRRRRRRRRRRRN-gook-me-gook.Dear Hang,Ahn yung ha se yo?I know a few words in Korean (though I can't spell them in the proper alphabet of your people). What does your name mean?Gam sa ham nida,Nik Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Dear Hang,Ahn yung ha se yo?I know a few words in Korean (though I can't spell them in the proper alphabet of your people). What does your name mean?Gam sa ham nida,NikNikki-e-keAnnyeong haseyoI can. I'm just super cool (or just super weird, or whatever) like that. Anyway, here's the meaning of the name:Hanguk = KoreaMiguk = America Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Nikki-e-keAnnyeong haseyoI can. I'm just super cool (or just super weird, or whatever) like that. Anyway, here's the meaning of the name:Hanguk = KoreaMiguk = AmericaDear Hang,People that speak more than one language get me hot. Nikki-e-ke Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Speaking of Renae kiteh were you aware that trapd is an actual SNMP probe used by the IBM Netcool suite? I guess that would go better in the Dear Ouch thread huh?I'm all down with being trapd and probed in a suite. I'm netcool like that. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Dear Hang,People that speak more than one language get me hot. Nikki-e-keDear Nikki,HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCheonmaneyo (you're welcome) Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I'm all down with being trapd and probed in a suite. I'm netcool like that.How do you feel about being trapped in a closet? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Dear Nikki,HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCheonmaneyo (you're welcome)HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRseyo. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 How do you feel about being trapped in a closet?if you think i'm in a closet you haven't been reading my posts very closely. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 How do you feel about being trapped in a closet?I thought this was Dear HangukMiguk. Ouch-8s was further down OT. Link to post Share on other sites
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