HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Ask completely pointless questions here, and I'll answer them, because that's my strong suit. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Why? Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Woo hoo....in first for the newest super threadedit: damn you fryer Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Why not? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Why?Because everyone knows they want it.By it, I mean, your body. Link to post Share on other sites
Vinnie_Terranova 5 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,A ringachingchongchangchung! My question is this: Why do some people think cucumbers taste better pickled? Signed,Vinnie Chang Terranova. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Because everyone knows they want it.By it, I mean, your body.If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on sugar let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on honey tell me so Tell me so babe Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Also...If God is love, and love is blind, is Ray Charles God? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,A ringachingchongchangchung! My question is this: Why do some people think cucumbers taste better pickled? Signed,Vinnie Chang Terranova.Dear Vinne Change,And a fine Annyongramadamadingalingfongsong to you too.You may be shocked to discover that most people don't even know why they like pickled cucumbers better. And really, it's confusing to them, as both varieties taste similar (By similar, I mean, not alike at all).So why does one variety win out over the au naturale?The answer is simple: Porn.The porn industry supplies 90% of all pickled cucumbers that are sold on the market to consumers today. The other 10% is supplied by MILFs.So next time you eat a pickled cucumber, remember: you could be eating something from Raven Riley's cooch. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Vinne Change,And a fine Annyongramadamadingalingfongsong to you too.You may be shocked to discover that most people don't even know why they like pickled cucumbers better. And really, it's confusing to them, as both varieties taste similar (By similar, I mean, not alike at all).So why does one variety win out over the au naturale?The answer is simple: Porn.The porn industry supplies 90% of all pickled cucumbers that are sold on the market to consumers today. The other 10% is supplied by MILFs.So next time you eat a pickled cucumber, remember: you could be eating something from Raven Riley's cooch. I just got real hungry for a pickled cucumber. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Also...If God is love, and love is blind, is Ray Charles God?Yes, but he's only officially recognized as such during Kwanzaa. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Hatas wanna hate, Lovas wanna love, I don't even want None of the above. I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you. Love, Suited(Aces)21. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,I need a kitteh.Ren Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Hatas wanna hate, Lovas wanna love, I don't even want None of the above. I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you. Love, Suited(Aces)21.You're just missing Heath. I know how you work.Dear Hang,I need a kitteh.RenAsk, and ye shall receive. As soon as I find one that works. Link to post Share on other sites
Castor Troy 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hanggookmagook,Can you eat a peach for hours? I can eat a peach for hours.-Castor Troy. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hangukmiguk,If one was interested on pursuing a hobby such as trolling the interwebs looking for lonely, shallow, socially inept perverts to have a sexual conversation with, what would be the key points to observe? Also, how does one ensure that their quest in said mission results in hilarity and not a feeble attempt at humor resulting in mockery from their peers?Eagerly awaiting a response,Jason Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,I need a kitteh.RenDear Ren,Here's the first rendition. I might do another because I myself am not happy with it, but you might like it and I might not have to.Dear Hanggookmagook,Can you eat a peach for hours? I can eat a peach for hours.-Castor Troy.Dear Castory,I thought you died.Dear Hangukmiguk,If one was interested on pursuing a hobby such as trolling the interwebs looking for lonely, shallow, socially inept perverts to have a sexual conversation with, what would be the key points to observe? Also, how does one ensure that their quest in said mission results in hilarity and not a feeble attempt at humor resulting in mockery from their peers?Eagerly awaiting a response,JasonDear Jason,Here are some points to consider when pursuing such an avenue,1) Put a condom in your floppy drive2) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR3) Mention random fruits and vegetables.4) Use the code "ariana14" for a 10% discount.5) Did I mention, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR? Oh wait, yeah I did.6) Give them Chris Hansen's home address.7) Make sure to include the phrase, "Surfing of the anal variety" somewhere in every conversation.8) Call victims and use an Arnold Schwarzennegar soundboard during phone sex.9) Just talk to Suited.10) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR11) Oh yeah, and lots of hallucinogens.Hope that helps. Damn I'm rock hard now. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Ren,Here's the first rendition. I might do another because I myself am not happy with it, but you might like it and I might not have to.Dear Castory,I thought you died.Dear Jason,Here are some points to consider when pursuing such an avenue,1) Put a condom in your floppy drive2) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR3) Mention random fruits and vegetables.4) Use the code "ariana14" for a 10% discount.5) Did I mention, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR? Oh wait, yeah I did.6) Give them Chris Hansen's home address.7) Make sure to include the phrase, "Surfing of the anal variety" somewhere in every conversation.8) Call victims and use an Arnold Schwarzennegar soundboard during phone sex.9) Just talk to Suited.10) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR11) Oh yeah, and lots of hallucinogens.Hope that helps. Damn I'm rock hard now.Suitedaces or Suited Up or both? Link to post Share on other sites
God 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Who am I?-Me Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Suitedaces or Suited Up or both?Both. SuitedAces has the kinks, Suited_Up has the couch. Enough said. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Who am I?-MeDear Me (or You, or whatever),You are Teddy Brooks, from East Camden, NJ. Your Social Security Number is 347-65-8429. You like water sports, and the occasional strawberry daquiri. You don't have any favorite books, because you can't read good.EDIT: See also: Ray Charles. (See what I did there?) Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hang,How many pages (40 ppp) would this thread be if each of your joke accounts asked 1 question? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hang,How many pages (40 ppp) would this thread be if each of your joke accounts asked 1 question?Better question. How long would it be if everyone of SA21's accounts responded to said questions? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 dear hang...what does this mean to you? is this the meaning of life? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hang,How many pages (40 ppp) would this thread be if each of your joke accounts asked 1 question?Shawn,∞Better question. How long would it be if everyone of SA21's accounts responded to said questions?Guapo∞2 Link to post Share on other sites
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