I Am Bored At Work

[Naismith 0]

vanilla with all the nutz and chocolate syrup you want... Jimmies they call them here but they are actually sprinkles... 7 bowls later and I am the champ or chump not sure.

Good to see your diet is going well.Tim, if you want to bet, I'll take it...just not IM'ing Zach. I know for a quasi-fact that he's a slacker that doesn't love us in NL anymore.

[Naismith 0]

Also, I posted this in general, but here's a good question for you bored at work types...My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?

[timwakefield 68]

Also, I posted this in general, but here's a good question for you bored at work types...My buddy punched his laptop and destroyed it. The screen is cracked and the top half is sort of broken away from the bottom half. His mother bought him the computer. Now he needs a good story to explain what happened to it. Suggestions?

Dropped it down the stairs.....accidentally. Was this laptop-destruction poker related?

[Naismith 0]

Dropped it down the stairs.....accidentally. Was this laptop-destruction poker related?

Yes, it was. He lost a 45-man, 5 dollar SnG. No lie.

[No_Neck 0]

Good to see your diet is going well.

Binge and purge

[timwakefield 68]

Yes, it was. He lost a 45-man, 5 dollar SnG. No lie.

Good God. I'm thinking that poker isn't for him. I assumed you were gonna say he lost a $5k pot or bubbled the final table of the million or something.

[Naismith 0]

Good God. I'm thinking that poker isn't for him. I assumed you were gonna say he lost a $5k pot or bubbled the final table of the million or something.

He was a bit on the drunk side. He was doing so well, too. He's always had bankroll management problems, but was finally doing well playing 20 dollar heads up SnGs (HORSE, stud hi/lo, razz). He wanted to play while drunk, I said no. Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.

[timwakefield 68]

Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.

Quoted For Hilarity.

[Acid_Knight 2]

Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.

$5 = $1105I think I may want to book $25 on a sporting event with him..$5525 SHIP IT!

[CobaltBlue 662]

I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...

As Naismith said, Zach doesn't read NL anymore.

[Zach6668 513]

How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.

[Royal_Tour 0]

How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.

what about a mirco - low stakes section for NL and a med-high section?

[Zach6668 513]

See, that's not a bad idea.The reason I don't read much NL strat anymore is that you guys just post too fast for me to keep up.How much traffic would a seperate forum for mid-high stakes get, and, where would we draw the line?

[timwakefield 68]

How do you guys feel about a pinned, low-content/community thread for the NL posters?I think they do similar things at 2p2, and I think it would be a good way to perpetuate the community that is not general poker forum.Thinking of adding one to Tourney, and Omaha, as well.

I think that's a good idea (definitely do one for tourney). I post some stuff in the goals thread that really has nothing to do with goals or results, I just don't have anywhere else to post it.

[trystero 0]

what about a mirco - low stakes section for NL and a med-high section?

We don't have enough players who play high to justify this. Acid Knight, Cobalt and who else?

[Royal_Tour 0]

See, that's not a bad idea.The reason I don't read much NL strat anymore is that you guys just post too fast for me to keep up.How much traffic would a seperate forum for mid-high stakes get, and, where would we draw the line?

dude, exactly why i dont follow it as much.If u dont follow every thread every day in the NL section, u get lost. and The thing i enjoy most about following the threads that interest me is seeing new replies from posters.but to get interested in a thread, u have to read them all to find ones that apply to you.

[Royal_Tour 0]

We don't have enough players who play high to justify this. Acid Knight, Cobalt and who else?

Hoosier, naismith, me (if its 2-5NL) pokerplayer24, jordan, drawingdead, plenty morei think mid - high. meaning 1-2 NL - 20-40NL. not sure if anyone plays higher than that here.maybe even 2-4NL and up.

[NoBBiR 0]

Yes, it was. He lost a 45-man, 5 dollar SnG. No lie.

He was a bit on the drunk side. He was doing so well, too. He's always had bankroll management problems, but was finally doing well playing 20 dollar heads up SnGs (HORSE, stud hi/lo, razz). He wanted to play while drunk, I said no. Finally I relented that he could play a 5 dollar SnG. Net loss: -1105 dollars.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLI admit I've done some damage to my laptop in the past, but it was generally, mostly, most likely, non poker related.Does your friend have a friend that his mom hates? He could always blame it on them . But in retrospect, I think the best excuse is that someone bad beated his kings. Then, right when his mom gives him that "Wtf" look, he uppercuts her and goes to get another beer.

[Naismith 0]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLI admit I've done some damage to my laptop in the past, but it was generally, mostly, most likely, non poker related.Does your friend have a friend that his mom hates? He could always blame it on them . But in retrospect, I think the best excuse is that someone bad beated his kings. Then, right when his mom gives him that "Wtf" look, he uppercuts her and goes to get another beer.

Haha.I should point out that my friend had to move to Florida because of gambling problems and his mother doesn't think he gambles anymore.

[mtdesmoines 3]

7 bowls later and I am the champ or chump not sure.

(Heard in a hushed whisper in the hall: "How many bowls did that new idiot eat, anyway?")

[No_Neck 0]

I lost an 8 buyin pot at 25NL guy is a huge donkey, I have QQ I raise, he reraises to $5 I call.Flop QT9 two heartshe leads I raise he min reraise, I push for another $60ish dollars. He calls with KKTurn JRiver 7commence lifetiltblew off another 2 buyins of tilt and called it a night.

[mtdesmoines 3]

I lost an 8 buyin pot at 25NL guy is a huge donkey, I have QQ I raise, he reraises to $5 I call.Flop QT9 two heartshe leads I raise he min reraise, I push for another $60ish dollars. He calls with KKTurn JRiver 7commence lifetiltblew off another 2 buyins of tilt and called it a night.

Ouch. Been there, done that.

[No_Neck 0]

Ouch. Been there, done that.

it is funny, I dunno why but hand tilted me more than anything ever... I was on super monkey tilt for the first time in my life. I think it has to do with the fact that a few weeks ago I laid off the herbage. Now I tilt like a pinball machine in the pacific rim.

[tskillz187 0]

I just saw this thread now. I'm pro a low content thread. I don't really get behind the threads here, I read and respond to the ones I want. I do have no life though, so I can see others missing stuff they'd like to respond to.

[No_Neck 0]

I just saw this thread now. I'm pro a low content thread. I don't really get behind the threads here, I read and respond to the ones I want. I do have no life though, so I can see others missing stuff they'd like to respond to.

This is the NL forum cheese thread... anyone have any fun SFW links yet.... O yeah Fark if you don't know about it your welcome.