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I was surprised a couole weeks ago when I had to go to Dearborn to get my new tabs and license plate. Dearborn is the largest Middle Eastern community in the US. I was in the Secretary of State line and was the ony white guy and everyone else was not. The only English I heard was that of the Employees. All around me arabic was being used and it seriously annoyed the fuck out of me. Plus it smelled bad. yup, I said it and I am not proud of it

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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*edit - Oh, and in your scenario, he wouldn't be my friend for other reasons first. The black guy thing would come as no surprise to him after he'd already dropped me as a friend for other reasons in your scenario.
ahh, the dumping Alan part. Well, I guess that guy won't be in your life forever after all. I keed
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Yeah, even I'm not that bored.
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ahh, the dumping Alan part. Well, I guess that guy won't be in your life forever after all. I keedYeah, even I'm not that bored.
Soooooo, what are you and little man gonna do this weekend? I expect a drunk phone call you know. Since you're both dieting and not drinking I guess I should expect a pretending to be drunk phone call instead.
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Soooooo, what are you and little man gonna do this weekend? I expect a drunk phone call you know. Since you're both dieting and not drinking I guess I should expect a pretending to be drunk phone call instead.
He's staying in Key Largo (which is more than an hour away, Hard Rock is 50 minutes south of me) so I'm not sure. Actually, I may miss him because I'm thinking of heading north, possibly to either Orlando or Tampa. Theme park style. Not sure yet.Besides, I'd feel bad banging him dry and sober.
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I see what point you're trying to make with the rapist thing and I honestly don't know what else to say. What answer are you trying to get from me and I'll tell you if I'm comfortable saying it?
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So I brave the snow and head off to school this morning. An hour and fifteen minutes later I get there (its a 20 minute drive normally). I walk to class and....ITS CANCELLED. My cunt teacher didnt show up. No e-mail explaining herself, just not there.

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So I brave the snow and head off to school this morning. An hour and fifteen minutes later I get there (its a 20 minute drive normally). I walk to class and....ITS CANCELLED. My cunt teacher didnt show up. No e-mail explaining herself, just not there.
do you change your avatar 2 or 3 times a day?
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Who here is decent to good with photoshop?Beans???If I had any photoshop or computer skills whatsoever, I definitely would've photoshopped Renae's picture into a klan rally or something of that nature with a caption of, "but you guys are really good people otherwise right?"But I suck

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Who here is decent to good with photoshop?Beans???If I had any photoshop or computer skills whatsoever, I definitely would've photoshopped Renae's picture into a klan rally or something of that nature with a caption of, "but you guys are really good people otherwise right?"But I suck
I just have below than average knowledge of paint.... it barely suffices for such thingsYou have some sort of ESP thoughI just downloaded a CAD program to play around withMy last paint of Nikki lapdancing....beanssouthpark6.jpg
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Who here is decent to good with photoshop?Beans???If I had any photoshop or computer skills whatsoever, I definitely would've photoshopped Renae's picture into a klan rally or something of that nature with a caption of, "but you guys are really good people otherwise right?"But I suck
I'm Rodney King.
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not sure yet. I would like to go to Freemark Abbey, Chateau Montlena and Dominus for sure.That kosta browne looks interesting, a cult Pinot?
You can also get private tours at Togni. Here is a link to a great 2p2 thread that just popped up in the past two days, and one of the posters goes into semi detail as to how to get some private tours at some of the smaller and really good wineries. I think teh Kosta Browne would be considered semi cult. THey usually produce slightly over 1K cases a year for each of their different pinots, but sell mostly to resturaunts and those on their mailing list. I'm on the waiting list for purchasing for this round of buying, so hopefully I can get my hands on a half case of their Russian River valley that I put myself down for incase someone doesn't want any. RP and WS have been pimping them big time, so I have no doubt that their prices are gonna go way up soon, as their Pinots are pretty damn affordable right now in the 45-55 range. I've been looking all over the chicago area to find a place that carries it, but haven't had much luck so far. TCWC, Binny's, and Sams don't carry it, and when I looked on Kosta Browne's site, there is a distributor in the chicago area, but I don't know if its a wine store or just a big warehouse
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You can also get private tours at Togni. Here is a link to a great 2p2 thread that just popped up in the past two days, and one of the posters goes into semi detail as to how to get some private tours at some of the smaller and really good wineries. I think teh Kosta Browne would be considered semi cult. THey usually produce slightly over 1K cases a year for each of their different pinots, but sell mostly to resturaunts and those on their mailing list. I'm on the waiting list for purchasing for this round of buying, so hopefully I can get my hands on a half case of their Russian River valley that I put myself down for incase someone doesn't want any. RP and WS have been pimping them big time, so I have no doubt that their prices are gonna go way up soon, as their Pinots are pretty damn affordable right now in the 45-55 range. I've been looking all over the chicago area to find a place that carries it, but haven't had much luck so far. TCWC, Binny's, and Sams don't carry it, and when I looked on Kosta Browne's site, there is a distributor in the chicago area, but I don't know if its a wine store or just a big warehouse
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You really should try making your own, Keith. Not only cheap and easy to do, its addicting to find just the right mixture of fruits and combinations. My personal favorite is peach and apple.I dont ferment much anymore, but I just used a five gallon water bottle from the grocery store and the ferment lock was surgical tubing thru a cork.I used regular bread yeast at first, but switched to wine yeast from a local beer brewing supply store after that. I couldnt tell any difference though.The alc% seems to be much higher in the home-made jack for some reason, even though the % shouldnt be much higher than 13.... its certanly a different buzz.Plus its kinda cool to open up the door (keep it in a dark place) and watch the bubbles flow.I'll post a tutorial for those that are interested....
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