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#3766109 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 18 February 2018 - 03:20 PM in General

#StickToLists



#3766053 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 15 February 2018 - 02:30 PM in General

View PostTheraflu, on 15 February 2018 - 12:00 PM, said:

Maybe if Quentin hadn't tried to literally kill Uma in a broken car, she could have put a better effort forth.

I think it was more Carradine's mind and body was atrophied from all the erotic asphyxiation and couldn't act or do even basic kung fu



#3766045 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 15 February 2018 - 10:29 AM in General

I like gladiator less than almost anyone I know. That movie tilts me because the action is anti-climatic. Every gladiator fight is increasingly less impressive and more boring. They start with the best, most exciting one and they gradually get worse. It's the same reason kill bill 2 tilts me. You can't have the final fight scene of an action movie be a complete dud.



#3765910 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 12 February 2018 - 06:11 PM in General

View PostSuitedAces21, on 12 February 2018 - 04:20 PM, said:

i hated doing it, but spare the rod spoil the mcgee.

If there's one thing I've learned from OG's top 10 list, is that you are NOT about sparing the rod.



#3765899 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 12 February 2018 - 03:18 PM in General

Well, I certainly learned my lesson



#3765892 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 12 February 2018 - 10:06 AM in General

View PostSuitedAces21, on 12 February 2018 - 05:57 AM, said:

i dont even know what that means, and two citations.

it's a call back to the best post in this thread..

View Postpezeveng, on 19 December 2017 - 06:16 PM, said:

How about Top 10 Christmas gifts you've ever received?

View PostThe Opulent Gentleman, on 20 December 2017 - 10:34 AM, said:

Here's my guess what he'll say:

1. Dildo from Dad (2011)
2. Dildo from Dad (2002)
3. Dildo from Dad (2004)
4. Dildo from Dad (2009)
5. Dildo from Dad (2011 - got two that year)
6. Dildo from Dad (2014)
7. Dildo from Dad (2007)
8. Dildo from Dad (2017)
9. Dildo from Dad (2006)
10. Dildo from Dad (1999)



#3765877 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 11 February 2018 - 08:11 PM in General

View PostEssay21, on 11 February 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

The record will show I DID NOT laugh when I saw that

Why, did it hit too close to home? Sounds like someone's colon is still sore from his father's 2017 Christmas present.



#3765858 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 11 February 2018 - 03:51 PM in General

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#3765856 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 11 February 2018 - 02:41 PM in General

View PostEssay21, on 11 February 2018 - 02:03 PM, said:

That's a demerit for you McGee. You'll be the first one permanently banned from the greatest thread in forum history. Hope you're proud.

How are you gonna ban me from the Krablar thread?



#3765852 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 11 February 2018 - 01:09 PM in General

I've only seen the first 3 episodes of lost, and the final episode. As someone who had zero expectations or investment in the ending of the show, I enjoyed the final episode.



#3765850 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 11 February 2018 - 01:08 PM in General

View PostRon_Mexico, on 11 February 2018 - 06:29 AM, said:

I gotta hand it to you Essay, this top 10 list idea is a real content producer

My colon is the same caliber of content producer



#3765758 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 08 February 2018 - 06:15 PM in General

I didn't make any commentary, I was just expressing surprise. I know you like historical drama's, and Washington's performance was nominated for an Oscar, and I know you follow oscar nominated movies closely. Geez, seems like an overreaction to me, buddy.



#3765755 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 08 February 2018 - 05:38 PM in General

I'm shocked that Malcolm X isn't on the list. Figured that was right in your wheel house.



#3765715 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 07 February 2018 - 11:44 PM in General

View PostEssay21, on 07 February 2018 - 04:30 PM, said:

This person is not human.

There's a non-zero chance she has alien dna.



#3765696 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 07 February 2018 - 03:20 PM in General

You can get a specialized pillow for side sleeping.



#3765695 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 07 February 2018 - 03:20 PM in General

I know a woman who sleeps once every 2 or 3 (or more) days, who's not on drugs or anything. She's brilliant, and is a neurology grad student, and they actually studied her brain because her sleeping pattern was so unusual. After a great deal of study, it turns out that she sleeps like a dolphin or something. Parts of her brain will take micro naps, separate from the rest of her brain. Which is consistent with her symptoms, because sometimes she'll be talking to someone, and everything will go black and white for about 15 minutes. They theorize it's because the part of her brain that registers colors is taking one of those micronaps. It's fascinating. I'm incredibly jealous, I wish my brain worked like that



#3765684 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 07 February 2018 - 11:21 AM in General

I don't' think a single one of those movies you mentioned is great. I think Braveheart is the best out of that bunch ( i haven't seen Ransom) but it's aggressively corny. Signs is hot trash.



#3765683 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 07 February 2018 - 11:19 AM in General

sounds like ya'll have sleep apnea



#3765630 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 06 February 2018 - 03:44 PM in General

Same. I saw it on Easter, as a matter of fact. It was fabulous.



#3765618 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 06 February 2018 - 01:18 PM in General

I didn't fall for that bait then, and I'm not falling for it now. I'm still stinging from the citation.



#3765610 Essay's Top Ten

Posted by BigDMcGee on 06 February 2018 - 09:26 AM in General

View PostSuitedAces21, on 05 February 2018 - 07:47 PM, said:

Essay's Top Ten Mel Gibson Films

1. The Patriot
2. Braveheart
3. Maverick
4. Lethal Weapon
5. Lethal Weapon 2
6. Mad Max
7. Ransom
8. Conspiracy Theory
9. We Were Soldiers
10. Signs

My first instinct was to say " What a another terrible list, Essay missed so many great movies" But then I thought about it for a second, and then thought " wait, what movies?" Then I checked Mel's IMDB, and sure enough, Mel's been in almost no good movies. I was stunned. So I stand corrected, I apologize Essay, it's a fine list.

That rabbit hole did lead me down to the information that there's going to be a Passion of the Christ sequel, which will apparently have some weird catholic shit of the "harrowing hell', where jesus goes to hell during the 3 dead days and frees the "righteous dead" like Aristotle or some shit. I'd never heard of this, as I'm not a Catholic but it sounds bat shit crazy, and hopefully has more of that evil devil baby from the first one. I'm excited



#3765516 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 02 February 2018 - 04:33 PM in General

yeah, it's way better to give your money away at a poker table.



#3765358 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 30 January 2018 - 05:23 PM in General

What kind of Iowan doesn't like potatoes? A disgrace to the heartland, you are.



#3765353 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 30 January 2018 - 04:17 PM in General

It's a long way to ship a potato from Idaho, to Miami.



#3765351 I Called In Sick Today

Posted by BigDMcGee on 30 January 2018 - 04:09 PM in General

I'd rather kick my mother down the stairs than cheap out on russet potatoes. Make mine red or yukon gold.